Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Wacko Waikiki

I'll bet you thought I was kidding when I said I was on my way to the beach. I wasn't. I actually took this with a little camera with more bells and whistles than my home computer. Talk about learning new tricks.

This is supposed to be the beach. It attracts as many as 110,000 people a day! I know. Who in their right mind would want that? But hey, it was my first time in Honolulu and I really wanted to see it for myself.

Contrary to what you might think, I learned that this is not a friendly place for people who like to go for a swim. A scientist named Chuck Blay did research on death by drowning in Hawaii. He explained it this way: "A guy comes here. He looks out there. And it's so beautiful and blue and inviting that he goes in. The water's warm and pleasant, and it seems benign. But what he doesn't think about is that we're in the middle of the ocean here, two thousand miles from the nearest land. There's nothing to stop the waves or slow their momentum." Of the many drowning victims he'd studied, 75 percent were visitors and 90 percent were white males in their forties and fifties. In that case, I decided I'd be pretty safe, since I'm just an old dog.

In the foreground you will see Ralph, the guy with the white hat. He was a member of our group and one of the nicest people I know. I will tell him that my first ever digital photo posted in this weblog is of him - along with all the other people sitting on the beach next to the ocean where people are advised not to swim.

11 Comments:

At 15 March, 2006 11:36, Blogger Matthew Francis said...

Wow, that is tremendous Ken! If not swimming, how about surfing?

 
At 15 March, 2006 14:31, Blogger Ken said...

Even though Hawaii boasts some of the biggest waves in the world, it's not where you would want to take your first lessons. Laurence Gonzales grew up surfing on Galveston beach (Gulf of Mexico) but he didn't understand the hazards of Kaua'i. If he went in more than ten yards off shore, they said the rip tide would carry him out and the waves would beat him to death against the rocks. He was also told to avoid any white water and that he'd be okay as long as no big waves came in.

Mind you, surfing is said to be a very spiritual thing that somehow connects people to the universe. But if you're not afraid of it, the experts say you don't appreciate the situation. Even they get caught and they remember their big wipeouts vividly, "like God handing them tablets on the mountain."

Matt, in answer to your question, I'd stick with something on shore like reading or meditation.

 
At 16 March, 2006 08:00, Anonymous Anonymous said...

glad you're enjoying Gonzales. I finished it in Cuba and am both inspired, perplexed and instilled with a wonderful appreciation of life and our world. Did I tell you that I've watched surfers on Galveston beach (with some envy).

btw, I wouldn't necessarily call reading or meditation safer than surfing . . . but isn't that what makes it so good?!

 
At 16 March, 2006 08:41, Blogger Ken said...

So, that's why you gave me the book; luring me into the deep water to get clobbered by the big waves? All joking aside, it's a good read.

 
At 23 March, 2006 09:40, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll stick with Penticton any day.

 
At 23 March, 2006 10:22, Blogger Ken said...

Here's looking at you, kid.

 
At 13 April, 2006 13:02, Blogger kimberley francis said...

Hey Ken, I know that spot! Did you guys amble over to Duke's Canoe Club for some a maitai or two, apres the sunbathing? A buddy of mine was playing slack key guitar there most nights...wouldn't be surprised if he was still hanging about on the very same stool.

:)

 
At 13 April, 2006 13:25, Blogger Ken said...

Hey Kim. You are one travelin' chick. No, we were not there long enough to check out the night life. Had to board the ship and head for Lahaina that evening.

Thanks for stopping by fachside. The comments are the fun part, right? Like having a visit with friends who far and near.

 
At 13 April, 2006 15:36, Blogger kimberley francis said...

You've got a fun one here, Ken. Yeah I always like the comments too.

Lahaina?... is this where the big yacht club is located, perhaps?
I think also the Vic-Maui TransPac Sailing Race ends there...which means maybe i've just answered my own question... Lahaina is in Maui!? maybe...


I ask because here at The Royal Van, we have to make sure our members have special stickers on their membership cards, specifically for when they visit "Lahaina".

A few have tried to sneak a visit SANS SAID STICKER and they've been tossed out on their ears.

Ah...the fun and reindeer games of the world of exCLUSive clubs! ;)

Where else did you visit? Did you and Darlene get matching warmup suits or anything fun for the occasion? Sequin hats with american flags?

(ok. enough cheekiness.)

 
At 13 April, 2006 17:05, Blogger Ken said...

Yes, we did get into Lahaina, Maui. However, Mother Nature kept us out of Nawiliwili on Kauai. Because the sea was getting rough, the pilot refused to board our vessel, forcing the captain to abort that port of call. Too bad as we had pre-booked a Luau with one of those Hawaiian wedding ceremonies. We did manage two other brief visits to Hilo and Kona on the main Island.

No matching warm up suits or sequin hats, just used the same sunscreen. And, we did go all out at the spa with some private lessons.

 
At 14 April, 2006 09:00, Blogger kimberley francis said...

Ah, nice.

 

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